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    Henry James once defined life as that predicament which precedes death, and certainly nobody owes you a debt of honor or gratitude for getting him into that predicament.  But a child does owe his father a debt, if Dad, having gotten him into this peck of trouble, takes off his coat and buckles down to the job of showing his son how best to crash through it.  ~Clarence Budington Kelland
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    If you're headed east from Rhineland, be sure to stock up on water here. ~Truman Capote
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    want to ride mcbain to clinton for 1st try is west to east the way to go and how long should that take ~Author Unknown
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    On the other hand, I'd also vote for what korokun sugested (on the comments and posts, not Miku and ponys XD). ~Mark Twain
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    Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.  ~Jean Paul Richter
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    Dad, you're someone to look up to no matter how tall I've grown.  ~Author Unknown
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    I used google translator, but i dont understand meaning of "stumble" button, maybe u ment "Related" feature? ~Clarence Budington Kelland
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    Would it even be possible to add a "suggested wallpaper" feature that analyzes your favored walls and shows similar ones? ~George Herbert, Outlandish Proverbs, 1640
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    That tagging suggestion I sent you awhile back. ~Barbara Kingsolver, Animal Dreams
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    I am planning to hike the trail from Clinton & ending in St. Charles this March. I am a ultra runner from Colorado but I used to live in Alton Illinois and this trail has always interest me. My plan is to hike/run the trail in 5 days or less. Can ... ~Clarence Budington Kelland
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    Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.  ~Dave Barry, "Your Disintegrating Body," Dave Barry Turns 40, 1990
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    I called and spoke to the AMTRAK reservation/information line and when I asked about traveling with a toddler trailer, they had never been asked such a question. They said I could take the item boxed as long as the dimensions of the box did not exceed 22"x28"x14" and did not weigh more than 50 lbs. ~Don Marquis
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    First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly.  ~Branch Rickey
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    Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.  ~Bob Hope
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    A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun.  Enjoy the trip.  ~Author Unknown
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    Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.  ~Sam Ewing
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    They say that age is all in your mind.  The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body.  ~Author Unknown
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    Father! - to God himself we cannot give a holier name.  ~William Wordsworth
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    If you're headed east from Rhineland, be sure to stock up on water here. ~Truman Capote
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    I am planning to hike the trail from Clinton & ending in St. Charles this March. I am a ultra runner from Colorado but I used to live in Alton Illinois and this trail has always interest me. My plan is to hike/run the trail in 5 days or less. Can ... ~Branch Rickey
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    On the other hand, I'd also vote for what korokun sugested (on the comments and posts, not Miku and ponys XD). ~Mark Twain
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    Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.  ~Chili Davis
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    Making the decision to have a child is momentous.  It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body.  ~Elizabeth Stone
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    Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.  ~Charles Schulz
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    You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.  ~Ogden Nash
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    ...the rest of my comment was cut off. If anyone has traveled from Kirkwood to Sedalia on the train with a toddler trailer I would be interested to hear about your experience. Thanks to everyone for their previous input. ~Robert Louis Stevenson, "Virginibus Puerisque II," Virginibus Puerisque, 1881
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    Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.  ~Bob Hope
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    Youth is a disease from which we all recover.  ~Dorothy Fulheim
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    We are interested in doing the DNR Katy Trail Ride next June.My sister Charlotte Lazzeroni and brother-in-law Jim want us to do it with them. ~Dan Bennett
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    Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.  ~Dave Barry, "Your Disintegrating Body," Dave Barry Turns 40, 1990
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    If you're headed east from Rhineland, be sure to stock up on water here. ~Truman Capote
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    Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one that'll get you home earlier.  ~Dan Bennett
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    To start with the easy to use rating system. Starting at 100%(or 0) with up and down voting. ~Author Unknown
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    I'm sixty years of age.  That's 16 Celsius.  ~George Carlin, Brain Droppings, 1997
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    He didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.  ~Clarence Budington Kelland
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    Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.  ~Don Marquis
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    I would highly recommend this hotel to everyone who comes this way.It's clean, comfortable and the staff treats you like family. A wonderful overnight stop. ~George Carlin, Brain Droppings, 1997
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    I disagree. The three limit per hour cap is simply too few. Yes we could continue upon the forum, but I would hardly call that as relevant a connection with the image. ~Dave Barry, "Your Disintegrating Body," Dave Barry Turns 40, 1990
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    Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.  ~Chili Davis
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    Never raise your hand to your kids.  It leaves your groin unprotected.  ~Red Buttons
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    Where you can only edit say 4 images every 10 min. ~Phyllis Diller
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    Apart from comments I don't see any other distinctive feature. Some time ago it was proposed here but quickly got rejected because it would make wallbase look like deviant-art or something. Also I like the featured tags on the top with the pictures and all, but because the site has VERY small amount of pictures, having each icon for each tag makes sense there. Here - not so much. ~Author unknown, commonly attributed to Mark Twain but no evidence has yet been found for this (Thanks, Garson O'Toole!)
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    May you live to be a hundred yearsWith one extra year to repent. ~Author Unknown
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    The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left.  ~Jerry M. Wright
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    To start with the easy to use rating system. Starting at 100%(or 0) with up and down voting. ~Author Unknown
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    He didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.  ~Clarence Budington Kelland
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    I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower now.  ~Author Unknown
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