Wednesday, December 28, 2011

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funny quotes & sayings

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funny quotes & sayings

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funny quotes & sayings

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funny quotes & sayings

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    A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.  ~Robert Frost
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    Youth is a disease from which we all recover.  ~Dorothy Fulheim
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    Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.  ~Herbert Asquith
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    Not always, Chrome will go back down to where you were most of the time. It does in the mod page for the images, and the forum. ~M*A*S*H, Colonel Potter
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    May you live to be a hundred yearsWith one extra year to repent. ~Author Unknown
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    I am planning to hike the trail from Clinton & ending in St. Charles this March. I am a ultra runner from Colorado but I used to live in Alton Illinois and this trail has always interest me. My plan is to hike/run the trail in 5 days or less. Can ... ~Branch Rickey
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    Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.  ~Bob Hope
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    On the other hand, I'd also vote for what korokun sugested (on the comments and posts, not Miku and ponys XD). ~Mark Twain
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    want to ride mcbain to clinton for 1st try is west to east the way to go and how long should that take ~Author Unknown
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    You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.  ~Ogden Nash
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    It is not flesh and blood but the heart which makes us fathers and sons.  ~Johann Schiller
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    Birthdays are good for you.  Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.  ~Larry Lorenzoni
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    Youth is a disease from which we all recover.  ~Dorothy Fulheim
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    To start with the easy to use rating system. Starting at 100%(or 0) with up and down voting. ~Author Unknown
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    We are interested in doing the DNR Katy Trail Ride next June.My sister Charlotte Lazzeroni and brother-in-law Jim want us to do it with them. ~Dan Bennett
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    Henry James once defined life as that predicament which precedes death, and certainly nobody owes you a debt of honor or gratitude for getting him into that predicament.  But a child does owe his father a debt, if Dad, having gotten him into this peck of trouble, takes off his coat and buckles down to the job of showing his son how best to crash through it.  ~Clarence Budington Kelland
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    I will come back to your site to see your poetry, I would love to read it. Thank you so much. Love Lauren ~Harmon Killebrew
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    They say that age is all in your mind.  The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body.  ~Author Unknown
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    Blessed indeed is the man who hears many gentle voices call him father!  ~Lydia M. Child, Philothea: A Romance, 1836
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    If Kona were to get a new logo, it would have to be a original character, not some well know one. ~Jimmy Piersal, on how to diaper a baby, 1968
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    To carry the discussion a step further do you think that a regular road bike with 27"/1" would work for the entire length of the Katy Trail? ~Dorothy Fulheim
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    For example I was thinking on setting up a resizer & cropper for making it fit your desktop resolution in a better way. ~John Gregory Brown, Decorations in a Ruined Cemetery, 1994
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    My wife and i are looking to backpack the kt can any one tell give an idea as to the miles between tows a rough guide would do and is it to hot to hike the trail in Aug ~Author Unknown
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    Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.  ~Charles Schulz
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    Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.  ~Don Marquis
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    Henry James once defined life as that predicament which precedes death, and certainly nobody owes you a debt of honor or gratitude for getting him into that predicament.  But a child does owe his father a debt, if Dad, having gotten him into this peck of trouble, takes off his coat and buckles down to the job of showing his son how best to crash through it.  ~Clarence Budington Kelland
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    It is not flesh and blood but the heart which makes us fathers and sons.  ~Johann Schiller
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    I remember seeing a link for it on the site but it's been gone for awhile. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com
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    Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one that'll get you home earlier.  ~Dan Bennett
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    Ignoring the fact it is 99% NSFW and full of furry pics.. It is very rare that a site scales perfectly and I like the way it presents the pictures. ~Lydia M. Child, Philothea: A Romance, 1836
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    Birthdays are good for you.  Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.  ~Larry Lorenzoni
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    Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.  ~Truman Capote
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    I invite you all to come and talk in the IRC channel. ~George Bernard Shaw
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    Youth is a disease from which we all recover.  ~Dorothy Fulheim
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    I AM LOOKING FOR THE SAFEST RIDE FROM THE KATY TRAIL TO KANSAS CITY. DOES ANYONE HAVE A GOOD ROUTE. ~Herbert Asquith
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    Youth is a wonderful thing.  What a crime to waste it on children.  ~George Bernard Shaw
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    Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.  ~Jennifer Yane
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    Are we not like two volumes of one book?  ~Marceline Desbordes-Valmore
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    it's the worst site ever... and it loads very very very damm slow Yotoon don't take any part of that site. ~Johann Schiller
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    When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened.  It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it.  ~Mark Twain
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    We know we're getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.  ~Author Unknown
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    Old as she was, she still missed her daddy sometimes.  ~Gloria Naylor
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    A father is always making his baby into a little woman.  And when she is a woman he turns her back again.  ~Enid Bagnold
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    Ignoring the fact it is 99% NSFW and full of furry pics.. It is very rare that a site scales perfectly and I like the way it presents the pictures. ~Lydia M. Child, Philothea: A Romance, 1836
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    When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around.  But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years.  ~Author unknown, commonly attributed to Mark Twain but no evidence has yet been found for this (Thanks, Garson O'Toole!)
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    I would highly recommend this hotel to everyone who comes this way.It's clean, comfortable and the staff treats you like family. A wonderful overnight stop. ~George Carlin, Brain Droppings, 1997
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    I'm not talking about a "show me other walls of this thing" button, I mean a "stumble" button for wallbase. ~William Wordsworth
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    Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.  ~Dave Barry, "Your Disintegrating Body," Dave Barry Turns 40, 1990
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    Father! - to God himself we cannot give a holier name.  ~William Wordsworth
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    May you live to be a hundred yearsWith one extra year to repent. ~Author Unknown
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